Wise Bargirls

Last night I was meditating in a Wan Chai bar. I usually do that when the focus of my meditation is a bargirl. It is a cool hobby, and no one disturbs me, but last night it was different.

The bargirl looked at my dress, my sitting posture, and realized that I am Buddhist. So she smiled and said, let me tell you a joke:

A Buddhist monk, a Jewish rabbi, and a Catholic priest are in an orphanage. The fire alarm goes off.

Buddhist monk exclaims, "Fire! We must save the children."

The rabbi says, "Fuck the children!"

The Catholic priest says, "No time!"

As you can see, even though she is a bargirl, she is very wise. Perhaps, because she is a bargirl she is so wise.

The Catholic Church wants to *penetrate* China. Ha ha.

Peace.