Tuesday, February 28, 2006

Healthy Exercises

Saw a couple of gweilos doing tai-chi exercises in Victoria Park this morning. When asked, they said they wanted to enhance their virility. Idiots! How can you enhance virility by doing exercises that are meant for old men and women?

Taught them some real virility enhancing exercises. It's simple:

a) Tie weights to the end of your penis, and try to lift the weights (with your penis).
b) Initially start with one or two pounds, and keep adding as much as your cocky allows, before you feel stressed. I can lift two hundred pounds, but since I am a celibate, the packed power is going nowhere.
c) Take measurements, and continue doing the above for one or two months. You will end up with a rock hard cock that can drill a hole through the wall.

Disclaimer: Some people have been hospitalized for doing the above. Experiment at your own risk.

The surest, but may not be the safest, solution for penis enlargement.

Peace.

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

What's with a lrage penis if you cannot understand a woman's needs and sensitivities?

Someone as described, will have a good ego, but be a bad lay.

12:08 PM, March 02, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hmmm...have you ever tried Taiji or the other "iron penis" exercises? It seems to me that it's hard to determine something like that without trying it first, and I HAVE tried...they both work the same. Actually, you can use "iron penis" exercises to improve you martial arts. Maybe you are just angry with "gweilos" ^o^

9:37 AM, June 07, 2006  

Post a Comment

<< Home