Beijing To Tibet And Back!
Chug-a-chug, chug-a-chug, we went all the way up to 5,072 meters. And that's when I saw them! The Tibetan donkeys. Even from the fast moving train I saw their penises. And I have good news:
I recall that the secret sacred book on skin whitening says that cum from a Tibetan donkey's penis is even more effective.
I can see it now. Perhaps, it's time for me to initiate the donkey-cum retailing plan. Several shops in Central, Hong Kong, and beauty conscious women of Hong Kong will be blessed. It is a service to humanity, after all.
Those interested in a franchise, please get in touch with me.
Servantly yours,
Wan Ker
Peace.