Sunday, January 28, 2007


A late night stroll outside the monastery, I met some gwaipos. Upon seeing me, they started giggling and whispering; and a curious-type from amongst them approached me.

"Why do you shave your head?" she asked me.

"It is necessary, and part of our belief-system," I told her.

"Do you also shave your pubic hairs?" she asked me boldly.

"There is only one way you can find that out," I said as I stared at her huge breasts.

Right now, the three of them are taking a shower in my living quarters as I write this. It seems that tonight I will have to meditate on their bodies and cleanse them. Better yet, I will revirginize them.



Thursday, January 18, 2007

I Am An A*shole!

Sorry for the lack of posts, but I am busy and I will soon be rich!